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Rule #9

For valuable consideration, the receipt and sufficiency of which are hereby acknowledged, any person(s), people(s), group(s), individuals or otherwise (“Releasor”) does hereby remise, release and forever discharge rightbumpersticker.com (“Releasee”) and all of “Releasee’s” agents, servants, successors, heirs, executors, administrators and personal representatives, of and from all, and all manner of, actions, causes of action, suits, proceedings, debts, dues, contracts, judgments, damages and demands whatsoever in law and equity, if in fact “Releasor” does now or anytime in the future, past or present day forth claim to suffer, offense, emotional molestation, emotional duress, distress and/or hurt feelings is hereby requested to refrain from visitation to the aforementioned web site. (subpart b) If “Releasor” have for or by reason of any matter, cause, or thing whatsoever, from the beginning of time to the date of execution of this release is unable or otherwise refuses to refrain from visiting aforementioned website and therefore claims to suffer offense, emotional molestation, emotional duress, distress and/or otherwise hurt feelings is hereby requested to eat, devour, gulp, gobble, or otherwise consume the corn, maize, seeds, grain or kernels out of rightbumpersticker.com’s collective breach, break, chasm, crack, fissure, orifice, outlet, vent or otherwise.